Old, funny quotes.

“From Kiquotan [the settlers] extended themselves as far as James-Town, where like true Englishmen, they built a Church that cost no more than Fifty Pounds, and a Tavern that cost Five hundred.” --From William Byrd II's, The History of the Dividing Line
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“The good Missionary, disgusted with this idle Tale, said, ‘What I delivered to you were sacred Truths; but what you tell me is mere Fable, Fiction, and Falsehood.’ The Indian, ofended, reply'd, ‘My brother, it seems your Friends have not done you Justice in your Education; they have not well instructed you in the Rules of common Civility . You saw that we, who understand and practice those Rules, believ’d all your stories; why do you refuse to believe ours?’” --From a conversation between a Swedish minister and a Native American chief, quoted in Benajmain Franklin's Remarks Concerning the Savages of North America